Arsène Wenger has reportedly made a £10,001 bid for an unborn child.

The unborn child, who is yet to be named, impressed the Gunners boss while on a recent hospital visit. The Arsenal manager was checking in on the injury prone Danny Welbeck when he heard loud kicking noise coming from the antenatal ward. After coming under increased pressure over the past seasons due to a lack of silverware, the Frenchman hastily entered negotiations aiming to complete the deal there and then. The child’s mother said “I can’t believe it, we don’t even know if it’s a boy or girl yet. He must be mad”. Whilst the reports are unconfirmed, this would be consistent with the Arsenal boss’ ‘buy them young’ youth policy.

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